Only bitches clean their room.

So I wake up today and get ready for class. Literally the second I get out of my bathroom and into my room I hear someone knocking on the door, all I'm wearing is my shower towel and flip flops so I decide not to answer, I do however look through the peep hole and see my RA and the lady who's in charge of the building (our version of a supe) so I do what anyone else would do in that situation, I quietly turn around and walk slowly and quietly away so that they think no one is home. Joke's on me, I hear a card slide in the door and the door open, when I turn around the lady and my RA are standing there staring at me half naked, don't act like you're not impressed ladies, they tell me they'll come back in a few minutes for room inspection.
A little side note, my room isn't clean in the least bit. Under my bed is an overflowing garbage can with wrappers and a million water bottles, same with on top of my desk and my room mates desk, under his bed is a pile of clothes. Our bathroom isn't clean either but I'd rather not get into is. Basically imagine a world where garbage cans were never invented, we'd need a WALL-E to clean out room
So anyway I went to my room mate who was still asleep told him he should wake up because I'm going to class and he was going to have to face the RA by himself, I then laughed and left knowing I had dodged a bullet of embarrassment.
I went to class and found out it was canceled so I decided to take my time in order to avoid my RA in case she was still in my room, when I got back my room mate was still in bed but awake so I asked him how it went. Here is a what he said happened word for word:
*Knock Knock*
"Come in." <---my room mate talking
*door opens two ladies walk in and see my room mate still in bed*
"Oh you don't have to get up we'll just walk through the room and inspect it."
*Room mate pulls covers over head*
"Oh they just have to clean up the water bot- oh, and the laundry and the, oh wow they failed."
End Scene.
We also failed the bathroom inspection, so we have a week to clean up and get the room re inspected, we'll see how that goes. It's funny because we knew our rooms would be inspected 4 days ago and we did nothing about it. God Bless America.

Hell knows no rath like that of a man who just ate a shitty sub from Quiznos.

I just ate the worst chicken parm from Quiznos that I have ever had. I want to puke, it's not that the sub made me sick to my stomach but more so sick in my head. I walked through the blistering cold with my warm sub tucked securely under my arm. My mouth would water up, then freeze, then melt and water up again, it was a vicious cycle but one well worth it in order to enjoy my Freshly made chicken parm. I get to my room, go to my favorite Devils beat writers website and put on some nice music all in preparation of devouring my delicious delicacy. Long story short (since I have to go take a midterm) the sub tasted like shit and now I am mentally drowned because of the huge letdown of expecting a good meal and then having it not deliver up to its potential. fuckshitass.

You're a douche bag Charlie Brown/ Peanuts conspiracy.

So a good friend of mine alerted me that Charlie Brown was on TV so of course I had to watch. While I was watching I realized something, Charlie "Chuck" Brown is a douche, don't get me wrong the man is a victim of cruelty among his peers. The whole entire episode, the Halloween one with the great pumpkin, Chuck is getting shit from his so called friends especially Lucy, she's such a cunt, anyways then episode is going on and Chuck keeps getting the shaft from everyone I mean he's getting it really fucking hard. The kids go trick or treating and my boy Charlie Brown gets a rock, a mother fucking rock! What the fuck? I guess even the adults in the peanut world hate Charlie Brown as much as his friends hate him. So anyway the episode is ending and Chuck is basically done getting shafted by the world, the scene is Chuck and Linus leaning on a bridge talking about how much their lives suck (The kids at their school should be careful because Chuck and Linus are the kind of kids that will snap one day and bring a gun in) Linus is talking about how the Great Pumpkin never showed up, it's the saddest thing I have ever seen I mean Linus believed in the Pumpkin like the Pope his holiness believes in Jesus. Good thing for Linus though is that he has a compassionate friend in Chuck Brown, good ol' Chuck who has been picked on his whole life and should know what it's like to feel down, good thing he is there to comfort Linus right? WRONG! Chuck says to his buddy Linus "It's ok(that the pumpkin didn't show up) I've done some stupid things in my life too." Like saying that last sentence you mean? Fucking douche bag.
P.S. I noticed in this episode which is an old one , Wiki says it was made in 1966, that there was no black people. I know that Franklin who is the lone black guy on the Peanuts makes an appearance in 1968 so I decided to do some research and to my surprise I found out something else happened in 1968 that relates to black people, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR WAS ASSASSINATED! What the fuck? Sorry Franklin but you're a product of racism and sympathy for black people.
Also Peppermint Patty is a Lesbo but there's no significance behind her, Charles Schultz just had a fetish for Lesbian porn.