So today in class a girl was telling me about christian the lion, I don't want to say exactly what it is because I feel that it would take away from the video. All I'm gonna say is that it is beautiful and it's a tear jerker.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Stupid drivers piss me the fuck off.
So I'm heading back to school tonight and as some of you may know I enjoy driving fast and staying exclusively in the left lane. The only problem with driving in the left lane is that not everyone knows that being in the left lane means that you are part of an Elite Club and there are rules that must be followed.
Rule # 1: The extreme minimum speed for driving in the left lane is 75, and even that is frowned upon as going slow. If you want to drive the same speed as the rest of the traffic on the parkway then get the fuck out of the left lane for people like me who drive like they're late for their wedding.
Rule # 2: If you are driving in the left lane and someone comes up behind you going much faster then you are, don't get bitter and brake check him like some self righteous cock sucker. Simply move to the right lane and let him pass you and then you are free to move back to the left lane assuming you are following rule # 1.
Rule # 3: If you are not from New Jersey then stay the fuck out of the left lane.
Rule # 4: No guiodos. Sorry you brought this on yourself.
Rule # 5: If you don't follow rules 1-4 I will fucking cut you.
So now that you know the rules I will explain what happened to me, it's not a big deal but it pissed me off to the point of cursing out loud to myself so that has to count for something. So I'm driving in the left lane obviously and I come up behind a car, they move over and let me pass them like a law abiding good Samaritan should. The I get behind another car who is going 65 MPH (see rule # 1) I get behind them, not necessarily tail gating theme but slowly getting closer to the back of them, they then proceed to brake check me. At first I thought they were just one of those nervous drivers who brakes for no reason. After about 20 seconds of them not moving or speeding up I moved over to the middle lane to pass them, a right that I hold as someone dealing with a violator of the Left Lane Rules. So I pass them in the middle and get in front of them, all of the sudden my car becomes bright, the mother fucker I passed was pissed because she was a pretentious cunt and so she felt the need to high beam me as well as the rest of the parkway because she just got passed while she was driving 65 in the left lane. I then proceeded to roll down my window and flip them off, as I kept accelerating I realized that I just dealt with an asshole, this is when I cursed out loud. I grabbed a water bottle to throw at the cunt I passed but my exit was coming up and she was too far away for me to slow down and wait for her.
So that's my story, bitches better recognize the rules.
Rule # 1: The extreme minimum speed for driving in the left lane is 75, and even that is frowned upon as going slow. If you want to drive the same speed as the rest of the traffic on the parkway then get the fuck out of the left lane for people like me who drive like they're late for their wedding.
Rule # 2: If you are driving in the left lane and someone comes up behind you going much faster then you are, don't get bitter and brake check him like some self righteous cock sucker. Simply move to the right lane and let him pass you and then you are free to move back to the left lane assuming you are following rule # 1.
Rule # 3: If you are not from New Jersey then stay the fuck out of the left lane.
Rule # 4: No guiodos. Sorry you brought this on yourself.
Rule # 5: If you don't follow rules 1-4 I will fucking cut you.
So now that you know the rules I will explain what happened to me, it's not a big deal but it pissed me off to the point of cursing out loud to myself so that has to count for something. So I'm driving in the left lane obviously and I come up behind a car, they move over and let me pass them like a law abiding good Samaritan should. The I get behind another car who is going 65 MPH (see rule # 1) I get behind them, not necessarily tail gating theme but slowly getting closer to the back of them, they then proceed to brake check me. At first I thought they were just one of those nervous drivers who brakes for no reason. After about 20 seconds of them not moving or speeding up I moved over to the middle lane to pass them, a right that I hold as someone dealing with a violator of the Left Lane Rules. So I pass them in the middle and get in front of them, all of the sudden my car becomes bright, the mother fucker I passed was pissed because she was a pretentious cunt and so she felt the need to high beam me as well as the rest of the parkway because she just got passed while she was driving 65 in the left lane. I then proceeded to roll down my window and flip them off, as I kept accelerating I realized that I just dealt with an asshole, this is when I cursed out loud. I grabbed a water bottle to throw at the cunt I passed but my exit was coming up and she was too far away for me to slow down and wait for her.
So that's my story, bitches better recognize the rules.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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