Toilet Surfing

I'm taking a shit while writing......toilet surfing rules.

Finally got Blogger working

For the longest time I wasn't able to sign into google which means I couldn't get into Blogger but now I'm back and have a story to tell.

So I'm at work today contemplating suicide as I always do, it helps the time to go by. Anyway this big black man named Darryl walks up, he's probably about in his late 30's. He needs help ordering a DVD on the computer so after 7 minutes of looking we couldn't find it. He then asked me to look for a cd by a group called Blue Magic. Success! We find the cd and order it, as I'm ordering it he asks me if I have ever heard of Blue Magic to which I reply no. He looks surprised and asks me how I expect to ever get laid if I don't know Blue Magic, I laughed and told him I would check them out. After I order the cd he goes on to talk about how Patrick Ewing is an asshole and how he isn't one of the top 5 centers in NBA history. He tells me about an encounter he had with Ewing where he called him an ass. Then it is time for Darryl to leave, he shakes my hand and asks for my name. He is my friend, I hope he comes back and tells more stories.