Admit it you want a nick name, not only do you want a nickname but you want a nickname that will earn you respect and make you sound like the baddest mother fucker in the world. Basically you want to give yourself a nickname. The reason I am ranting about nick names is because I just read an article about the nicknames that the secret service gave to the Obamas, they are all pretty bad ass and if it is one of the quirks that you get with being the president then I want to run for office. Anyway Barack's name is Renegade, how fucking sweet is that? Would you fuck with someone whose name is renegade? I sure wouldn't. His wife's name is Renaissance, not nearly as badass as Renegade but it still gets the point across. Baracks daughter Malia will be named Radiance, although it doesn't sound that cool, it does sound like it could be the name of one of the X-men, like if Jubilee was black her name would be Radiance and all of the sudden that yellow trench coat isn't so gay. Barack's other daughter Sasha gets the coolest nickname of everybody IMO; Rosebud. Let that settle in for a little bit and then admit that it's the coolest nickname in the history of nicknames or coolness. It can work for both gender, for instance if you overheard someone on the phone talking about a man named Rosebud, you would think I bet that guy is good with a sword and/or throwing knives. And finally Barack Obama's Grandmother's name is "Rotting"......
So anyway, I decided to take this a step further, a lot of my friends read this blog and I'm going to assign them nick names.(Take your nick name and be happy with it)
Dave Regg: Sweet Cheeks Regg or "Sweet Cheeks" for short
Sean Scott: Sodomizer
Andrew Dinh: Lucky Stripes
William Oliver: Cocksy
Briana Giasullo: "BoomBoom" Giasullo
Liz Day: Liz 'The Kid" Day (Ungrateful)
There's more nicknames coming but my nyquil is starting to kick in.
9 comments:
haha what the heck man i am george costanza!!!!
your nick name is patrick goofyman mcgee
oh yeah but i wanted to know if obamas nicknames are secret why did they announce them to everyone?
yeah why am i george!? lol everyone else got like actual nicknames, i just get to be a character?
Listen to these little whiners, complaining about their nicknames. Thanks Pat, I like mine, and lets not forget you were the genius who thought of "Bricks" for Grover.
Also, I think I like Radiance more than Rosebud.
fucker
rosebud is just dirty, here's the second half of the urban dictionary entry on it "...The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud." I'll leave the first half up to your imagination or curiosity.
I like rotting
Rosebud is the name of a sled damn it.
lol sorry patrick you didn't have to change my nickname :(
It's ok Liz Day, I think I'm going to give everyone second nicknames soon anyway.
yeah austin havn't you seen citizen kane? but Pat i read my nickname and spit my drink all over myself in the library. I am very happy with my name.
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